Top 5 Reasons To Buy Assassin's Creed

We've got the Top 5 reasons why you need to buy Assassin's Creed.

With Assassin's Creed's release just around the corner we thought we'd give it a bit more exposure for the unconvinced (yeah, we're just as surprised as you to find there are people like that). We've put together the Top 5 reasons why you should buy the game, if you still remain quite unconvinced after this... well, have fun playing with your Barbies strange strange-guy.


REASON #5
You've pre-ordered every other game releasing in November, why not one more?
Mass Effect, Super Mario Galaxy, Crysis... it goes on, and you, a real gamer, have them all pre-ordered. Right?

Sure, you owe your mother some money now and you may have done a few things in dark alleys you regret, but you've got the money now. That's the main thing. A real gamer doesn't skimp out on their love for gaming. You simply must get Assassin's, you big completist, you. Time to up hit the alleys again?

REASON #4
You don't want to be stupid.
My uncle Steve is a psychiatrist; he got his PhD from a mail-in offer he received in the post, so you know he's super serious about that stuff. He told me that it was clinically proven that those without a desire for Assassin's end up mentally defunct within two to ten working days.

Hope you haven't been feeling a bit dim lately.

You might be thinking "Wha", and that's cool. But really it's not. Steve has quite a reputation. Amongst his achievements is finding the link between depression and sadness.

REASON #3
You'll get laid.
When chicks see you walking out of EB Games with a copy of Assassin's in your bag… damn! I don't want to get into the details, I mean, I do, but they're pretty explicit. It'll be like those Lynx ads, except... well, no just like them.

I'm so pre-ordering multiple copies. I know you are. Awesome, we're totally gonna score in November.

REASON #2
You can't deny science.
My other uncle, Steve's son (don't ask), used science to evidence his hypothesis which is that Earth and human life cannot survive without Assassin's Creed playing in at least 3.4/4 Xbox 360/PlayStation 3 consoles at any given moment in time (and space). You know what the opposite of surviving is? It's dying.

In the real world you don't get extra guys. You get one. Make it worthwhile! Now, come on! Do your bit. Save your planet. We can't let Captain Pollution win the day.

REASON #1
It's a really good game.
We've played it, so we know. Assassin's Creed is a bunch of fun. It looks great; it plays great, and really is a breath of fresh air amongst the stale battlefield of games we've been seeing lately. Sure the reasons above count, but if quality gaming is what you're after, then you need to get Assassin's Creed this November.