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Hello to another edition of Thizz's blog for the week and this week im going to focus on Emo Gamers. I've already covered Sore Loser's and Gangsta's so im going to write about the lot who sit and weep in the corner by themselves, rocking back and forth contemplating about Viva Pinata and how on earth did they lose so many pinata's, WHYYYYYYYYY!!

When we think of Emo Gamer’s, words such as Sad, Melancholy, Sensitive and Tender come into play and sure enough we all have experienced any of those feelings at some time in our lives playing certain games. With the exception of many of us gamer’s using both eyes as we don’t have a fringe to cover one of our eyes. ;) Yes we do feel anger but emo gamer's convert that anger into sadness and sob whist listening to AFI and some other emo bands singing about how the month of July is crying in withering pain oh oh oh. And that’s the group im going to be focusing on this week

*cue dramatic incidental music *

DIM DIM DIM DIMMMMMMMMMMM!!

 
A prime example of what can cause you to resort to Emo Gamism (i made that word up, thank you) is losing to Dan from Street Fighter Alpha 2, the pain it causes knowing the fact that you lost to such a character like Dan can almost drive anyone to the point of a breakdown.

(Unless you are Britney Spears not receiving her KFC Family Feast for herself then that’s perfectly fine).

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!

 
And who else feels the destruction that the Spinning Tower Of Knives in God of War can bring upon ourselves. Or getting served by Dhalsim or Chun Li playing Street Fighter 2, theres countless games that cause us to break out the eye liner and max factor mascara to bust out on our eyes. It’s the same feeling when Ash Ketchum died in that Pokemon movie but then was brought back to life after all the Pokemon’s started crying WTF

The positive's for being an emo gamer is the fact you can get in touch with your sensitive side, you can finally express your inner feelings to your fellow gamers about why does Luigi always get second best, why does Kirby endorse obesity and so on and so on. Not only do you feel a bit better about yourself but you also feel a small ounce of happiness like wearing a Jigglypuff costume!!

YAY!!, unlike your typical emo's, emo gamers take their pain out by playing games such as Perfect Dark Zero, Barbie Super Sports or even the most extremest punishment for any gamer..SHAQ FU :(

So if you are an emo gamer, try and smile once in a while it will do wonders for you both mentally and physically, you can always express your feelings which is fine, it's always good to express whatever is on your mind and release all that pent up sadness to a close friend, relative or even Oprah. So remember folks KEEP SMILING and i will see you all next week.

Thizz over and out!!