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Well, with the last of the November preorders paid for and with Xmas just around the corner - I, Foxy McStupid, am as poor as um... As poor as this simile. Seeing as my current project is a long way from being completed... I'll be poor for a while too. Self-employed + lazy = fail.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. (Ah, just like my college years.) I'm already a pretty frugal gamer, but now being the proud co-owner of the $400 Guitar Hero: World Tour - it's time to really pinch that penny.

Sure, showering less regularly thus saving money spent on soap is all well and good - but games are usually about 100 bucks a pop! I'd freakin' reak before I can afford Rock Band 2.
How do I make quick, easy money? Well I'm too pretty for prison, so anything illegal's out. Damn. Maybe selling an organ could be an option. I don't need *both* my livers right?

I've got it. I should get a night job. What better night job than a Male (presumeably) "exotic dancer"? I can't actually dance, but everybody knows it's not actually about the dance moves. It's about the naughty bits. There, I said it.

But boy, is it easy money. The first bachelor party I ever went to had "entertainment". Not only did she turn up an hour and a half late, and perform for less than 15 minutes... She didn't bring any music. So she gyrated to FM radio. Oh yeah, talkback radio. Sexy.

But crazy, 15 minutes of awkward gyrating for $300? Sign me up baby! When it comes to *awkwardly* dancing - I'm a master. At $1200 p/h I'd probably only have to wax my bum once before being able to afford any game I want AND a lump of coal. At least my girlfriend's Xmas present will then be taken care of...