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Work, dammit!

Published: Wed 30 Jul, 2008 | 14 Comments
Tags: Productivity, Sugar, Sleep Deprivation, Lime Jolly, Banana Cake, Halo 3

So I left my old job to work for myself. Awesome right?

...Only there's a problem. I'm lazy. And easily distracted. And lately haven't been very productive.

Working for myself + not working very much = poor Phil, so I've decided to keep tabs on how productive I feel within certain situations - so that I may hopefully increase my productivity, release more s**ty little puzzle games, and get enough money to buy my own island.

Here are my findings:

 

Day 1: "Explosivo" (Too much sleep and too much sugar)

12.06pm: After having 3 pieces of banana cake, 3 fun size chocolate bars, a banana (so I don't instantly explode from Diabetes) and a can of Lime Jolly for breakfast, I'm ready to code. Feeling surprisingly good... you know, considering.

12.22pm: Attention waned and I checked out NZGamer. Damn, that's a big ad.
Almost sneezed up cake. Strangely tasted good. Mmm, 'nana sneeze.

12.28pm: Actually haven't gotten back to work. *Now* I am though.

12.32pm: Can't concentrate. I think I need more sugar. Downing another Lime Jolly.
For those of you who don't know what Jolly is - it's sugar and colour. In liquid form. ...Delicious.


Feel good!

1.03pm: Doing well! Kinda surprised...

1.09pm: Still doing well - but it's only been 6 minutes. Feels like I've been working for a while. Go figure.

1.54pm: Feel kinda ill and have a hard time concentrating. Obviously this means only one thing. Haven't had enough sugar!

2.03pm: My eyes, head, and soul hurt. Bad.

Conclusion: Too much sleep and sugar do NOT help your productivity.

deliciousness.



Day 2: "In the midnight Hour"
(Late night coding)

12.16am: Girlfriend isn't staying over, all my msn distractions are asleep, had a nap that went overboard and infomercials on T.V. Maybe now would be a good time to be productive! I'm a little tired but without any distraction this could be good!

12.40am: Tired and bored. Checked out NZG forums, but since no one's awake spend little time there. *Sigh!*

12.47am: A little sleepy but still clear headed. Managed to write a nice wee function that should optimise my code a bit. Enough geek talk, back to it!

12.55am: Screw this, I'm sleepy. The code was good, but heck - I like sleep.

Conclusion: I'm a Nana. Not a Night Owl. Night coding IS productive, however unsustainable.

*2.35am: Still can't sleep. That's what happens when you have a 2 hour nap in the afternoon I guess...

 

*2.48am: Writes findings in blog format. Might try other means of increasing my productivity some other time too. Write that in blog form to increase my points. Muhuhuhahaha! ...Yeah.

 

 

some hobo.

 

 

Well, haven't found out the secret of productivity just yet. I'm sure it has to do with a good night sleep, bran and 5+ a day - but that's no fun.

I'm sure there's a trick to it though. Better keep experimenting... Any suggestions let me know, I might have to try it. You know, in the name of science and all.

 

3.18am: Damn, look at the time! Better stop blogging!

 


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UbercuberReplyPosted by Ubercuber on 30 July 2008, 08:01AM
...thats why you need to be in a work environment Phil!. Or just take your laptop to a library or something. When I work from home I end up getting distracted by Tyra and Dr Phil.

Also, stop eating so much sugar lol. Guess whos dressing up as Santa this year?
 
stupidlikeafoxReplyPosted by stupidlikeafox on 30 July 2008, 08:15AM
"Guess whos dressing up as Santa this year?"

at least you know what i'll want... diabetes treatment.
 
BlinKReplyPosted by BlinK on 30 July 2008, 09:43AM
"1.54pm: Feel kinda ill and have a hard time concentrating. Obviously this means only one thing. Haven't had enough sugar!"

Sugar!!!!!!!!!!! god damn it we need sugar for SLAF stat!
 
Dancing is ForbiddenReplyPosted by Dancing is Forbidden on 30 July 2008, 10:27AM
I know it's cliche, but if you eat more proteins around lunch-time, and less carbs (ie: less sugar, potatoes, pasta etc) then you'll feel alot more motivated.
 
djkicksReplyPosted by djkicks on 30 July 2008, 11:34AM
Are you working with some kind of schedule to follow? Or do you get things done when it's done?
 
stupidlikeafoxReplyPosted by stupidlikeafox on 30 July 2008, 11:38AM
no schedule, im on my computer all the time, so i code at 7am, and 10pm...
 
emilybReplyPosted by emilyb on 30 July 2008, 02:42PM
Your time keeping habits are strangely familiar! I often spend mornings at work raiding the candy jar in the hope of combating my increasingly steep early morning sugar crash with ... more sugar! Keep us posted :)
 
ChatterboxZombieReplyPosted by ChatterboxZombie on 30 July 2008, 05:07PM
Man, If you want to stay up all night then get some DEMON energy drink. Until brawndo and cocaine come out next year this is the strongest drink you can get. RELENTLESS is gay!
 
HayvinReplyPosted by Hayvin on 30 July 2008, 05:37PM
Cellotape your eyelids to your forehead. That oughta keep u up.
 
djkicksReplyPosted by djkicks on 30 July 2008, 07:25PM
Have you tried eating a popper breakfast? Like maybe toast or cereal or something like that? How 'bout Special K so you can keep that sexy figure trim!
 
WozzaReplyPosted by Wozza on 30 July 2008, 08:32PM
And just how are you still alive? :o
 
stupidlikeafoxReplyPosted by stupidlikeafox on 30 July 2008, 08:36PM
"How 'bout Special K so you can keep that sexy figure trim!"

solid advice! its the next day, and i still feel terrible. was about as useful as tits on a bull today - good thing i flagged code and went to play games!
 
BlinKReplyPosted by BlinK on 3 August 2008, 10:35PM
^ LOL
 
RuptunexReplyPosted by Ruptunex on 8 August 2008, 05:32PM
Eat moar fibre!!!
 


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