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My Drunk Review: Dragon Age: Origins


Published Wednesday 15 Feb 2012 6:14pm | 10
Tags: drunk, Dragon Age: Otigins
 

My Drunk Review Dragon Age: Origins

Well its boring, sorry but if you want to play a game while your drunk don’t buy this one! For various reasons I have to say and I’m going to say! The story is great, very well written and way beyond any length of concentration that you can handle.... yawn blaah blah blah the kingdom is being invaded by the blight, OMG really WOW! You need to go here and here and here and here and help random dude there and there and there blah blah blah. Like I said great story for a sobre person as it takes forever to answer NPC questions, god damnit lol

So game-play is okay remember I’m playing on console, RPG console while drunk... stop laughing at me lol. This is the point where I say to myself why am I not playing MW3 or Black Ops as most people would have to be drunk as a causal gamer to enjoy, not that I have played any large amounts of these games lol never actually, I haven’t!!! hahahaaaaaaaa mmm

Where was I... oh yes gameplay... to long and not enough... wheres my beers... crap its empty.... hold on a sec.................

K where was I.... gameplay too long and involved while your drunk, you/I want to mash those random blight back to the hole they came out of but you have to assign spell slots for your mage which I’m playing, yes you must be thinking duh warrior or rogue class will be way easier to play while drunk! mmmmmm yes that is probably a good idea.... never mind ;p

So in review I give this a Drunk 5/10 and I was drunk while writing this review as it is incomplete :) but if you want me to write another review while drunk please stipulate which game, I am a casual gamer that doesn’t play the latest games so I am willing to hire need be and play first time while drunk, just let me know hahahaha mmmmm.... oh yes my console is a PS3... makes sense now doesn't it lol! Thanks for listening or reading? I can’t concentrated I’m going to try Demon’s Souls hahahhahaha

 


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Jake
On Thursday 16 Feb 2012 3:45 PM Posted by Jake NZGamer.com VIP
5 Stars, a quality blog entry
 
 
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majorchicken
On Thursday 16 Feb 2012 3:51 PM Posted by majorchicken
Thanks Jake, really have no idea if this will fly or not, inspired by 'My Drunk Kitchen' on Youtube. Its all in good spirits (no pun intended) and hope people have a laugh ;p
 
 
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Gazza420
On Thursday 16 Feb 2012 8:12 PM Posted by Gazza420
Awesome.Please sir, can I 'ave another?Duke Nukem maybe?
 
 
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that_black_guy
On Thursday 16 Feb 2012 8:17 PM Posted by that_black_guy NZGamer.com VIP
You played the game from start to finish while under the influence?

I don't know whether to respect you or inform AA
 
 
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majorchicken
On Thursday 16 Feb 2012 8:32 PM Posted by majorchicken
16 February 2012, 08:12 PM Reply to Gazza420
Awesome.Please sir, can I 'ave another?Duke Nukem maybe?
Thanks Gazza, and why yes you can have another although I'm deciding weather I should review one every week or every 2nd week.

Duke Nukem sounds like a perfect game to play while... sipping water ;p
 
 
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majorchicken
On Thursday 16 Feb 2012 8:40 PM Posted by majorchicken
16 February 2012, 08:17 PM Reply to that_black_guy
You played the game from start to finish while under the influence?

I don't know whether to respect you or inform AA
Howdy that_black_guy, I did start the game under the influence however I have a low tolerance for alcohol and I didn't get that far in terms of completion lol I think I was trying to hit on Morrigan before falling asleep ;p
 
 
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Digitaldude
On Friday 17 Feb 2012 12:34 PM Posted by Digitaldude NZGamer.com VIP
"Dragon Age: Otigins"
Hahah nice one man, keep it going.
 
 
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majorchicken
On Friday 17 Feb 2012 3:14 PM Posted by majorchicken
17 February 2012, 12:34 PM Reply to Digitaldude
"Dragon Age: Otigins"
Hahah nice one man, keep it going.
Haha thanks Digitaldude, you have to forgive me I was slightly sideways while writing the review ;p
 
 
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Phoenix4
On Friday 9 Mar 2012 5:11 PM Posted by Phoenix4
I had the same thought when I was sober lol! PC was much better.
Maybe try some driving games and see how bad things really get!
 
 
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majorchicken
On Friday 9 Mar 2012 5:19 PM Posted by majorchicken
9 March 2012, 05:11 PM Reply to Phoenix4
I had the same thought when I was sober lol! PC was much better.
Maybe try some driving games and see how bad things really get!
Hi Phoenix4, haha so true and that is a great idea for my next MDR. I'm thinking Dirt 3 or maybe Need for Speed Hot Pursuit ;p
 
 
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