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The Arena
Published: Mon 24 Nov, 2008 | 39 CommentsTags: MC, Dante, Fight, Woop woop lasers
Sometimes I find it amusing to just sit and think of perfect match-ups between some of my favourite gaming characters. Folks, I present to you- a peak into the fascinating Kaju Arena. A one time showing of some of the weirdest, and some of the most fairest matched characters in all of game-land and maybe beyond...
First up we have the men of stealth reveal their killer instincts in the Ninja Brawl. Surprising that neither of the men in this years Ninja Brawl are actually Asian.
Agent 47
Vs.
Solid Snake
This fight would be an amazing blockbuster. Well if they could succesfully find each other. If Agent 47 ever did find Solid Snake. I imagine it would be after searching many cardboard boxes..
Next up, we have the pleasure of viewing a team doubles event!
Ratchet and Clank
Vs.
Banjo and Kazooie
They have guns. Big rediculous guns. The other two have feathers and fur. Don't count out the simple minded critters Banjo and Kazooie though. For they can easily trade in their fur and feathers for things that just might help them out of any squeeze.
I'd like to think whoever lands the first hit would win this. Really though, I'm rooting for Banjo to use Kazooie as a baseball bat.
In our otherworldly bout, we have two gaming demons.
Dante
Vs.
Jin
Jin:
Woop woop lasers
Wings
Fighting talent from regular tournaments
Apparent otherworldly abilities
Dante:
Guns
Sword with mental sword talent
Good looks
Is the real deal demon
You decide here. I think the fight would be close.
Finally, the fight on the card that you've been waiting for. The heavyweight championship bout. Guaranteed to last but ONE round!
Master Chief
Vs.
Chuck Norris
Whoever gets off the first melee wins? Bold prediction I know, but can either of these two heavyweights really die? I think not. Maybe this is the most perfect matched fight in history, or possibly the worst. One thing is for sure, Chuck will need more than a round house to put out MC.
From cardboard boxes to woop woop lasers. I hope you've enjoyed your one time viewing into the Kaju Arena.
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Top work bro, and congratz on comp that who one. You deserve it.
lol Another good read. Top work bro, and congratz on comp that who one. You deserve it.
MC, the guy that wars across like 3 rings. The guy that saves the universe. I don't think you can so easily discard the chief on this one. Though I hear from an unreliable source that MC is Chuck. If only he'd take off the helmet.
"Chuck Norris doesn't know where you live but he does know where you'll die"
snake would be sneeking aroud and bay strangeled to deth and left naked in a dumpster 47 is a clone cant defeat that.
Banjo and Kazooie would kill Ratchet and Clank
He's a F%$King bear Banjo would get wild and rip Ratchets arms off.
Devil Gin would Sub Zero Dante's ass
He would get hit by one of his bullets flip out Grab him by the face and rip out his vertibray.
Chuck and Marster cheife would be a double K.O
They would be running around Blood Gultch get close to one anothe (chuck norris is so toughf that he has anothe fist under his beard)and bam doubel K.O
I approve of this blog, which is a first for today..!!
Thanks Kaju, for the great blog.
I think your missing a Jak & Daxter.
Agent 47 would dominate Snake snake would be sneeking aroud and bay strangeled to deth and left naked in a dumpster 47 is a clone cant defeat that. Banjo and Kazooie would kill Ratchet and Clank He's a F%$King bear Banjo would get wild and rip Ratchets arms off. Devil Gin would Sub Zero Dante's ass He would get hit by one of his bullets flip out Grab him by the face and rip out his vertibray. Chuck and Marster cheife would be a double K.O They would be running around Blood Gultch get close to one anothe (chuck norris is so toughf that he has anothe fist under his beard)and bam doubel K.O
Ratchet would easily kick Banjo's ass because ratchet has guns. BIG guns. One shot of the Rynocerator and banjo woulod be ash. So what if he's a bear? As for their sidekicks, Clank can turn into a 200 foot giant rovot. All he'd have to do is step on Kazooie.
Have you even played DMC3? Dante gets shot through the head and still doesn't get hurt. Whatever Jin could dish out, Dante could take and throw it straight back in his face. Besides. Dante could easily slice and dice Jin up. Especially with Rebellion in hand.
And Chuck would just Roundhouse kick MS into the dirt where he belongs.
those characters are perfectly matched !
maybe chuck would pwn MC badly...
Thanks. I've been loving NZG and trying to push out some decent reads.
Seconded. Maybe Ratchet and Clank vs. Jack and Daxter. Now some big ass guns vs. Dark Jack? That would be a fight to see. Still, nice to see Banjo and Kazooie get some recognition
Great blog
and everyone knows that chuck norris wud win against anyone, there simply is no competition.. except for maybe Mr.T, get some nuts!
M.C might have a chance.
the agent 47 might put up a fight.
Rachet...and Banjo huh...? not so sure...
good pairings!
Good laugh at the end! 5 *s!
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