They do not all rock.
Rock Band is a brilliant game and I have a lot of admiration for anything that melds music and education into one awesomely fun package. But following on from Hadyn’s Best Tracks of Rock Band roundup - here are some that never should have of appeared in the franchise.
The Oxford English Dictionary adds around 4,000 new words with every edition. Yet amazingly, it still contains no words that can describe how comprehensively crap this song is. Maybe extremoshite? Or craptastic? Singing this song is only possible if you have no balls... and no self-respect.
To really drill down and explore how God-awful this song is, let’s take a look at the mad-sh*t lyrics that spew out of Miley’s gob:
“For those who don't know me; I can get a bit crazy; Have to get my way, yep; 24 hours a day 'cause I'm hot like that...”
It takes a real genius to include ‘yep’ in a song. “24 hours a day”... so she’s telling us she’s a bossy bitch even when asleep? Her waxing lyrical brilliance continues in another verse:
“I'm like a puzzle; But all of my pieces are jagged; If you can understand this; We can make some magic, I'm on like that”
Hmmm. Billy Ray’s little girl sure has grown up - which in Hollywood terms means she now dresses like a prostitute. But who the hell cares and why the f**k is this f**king song in Rock Band?!!
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