Game Idea: Hamas Hysteria

Published Monday 14 Jul 2008 12:05pm | 10
Tags: GTA, zelda, Sex, Dragonball z
 

Many videogames have had a middle eastern war setting. We have had the chance to kill A-rabs as both American or British soldiers. But imagine a future, where you get to play a Zionist Jew, protecting his beloved Israel from the threat of Hamas terrorist A-rabs. With Adam Sandler milking the conflict for comedic affect with his Hairdresser Jew film, this should work perfectly in todays political climate.

But instead of the usual FPS "aim for the head and protect liberty" affair. This game would play something like a cross between Bugs Bunny and Devil May Cry. With the Jew being like Bugs Bunny, but kicking ass like Dante. Everything those dang terrorists do to bombard Israel, our beloved action star is always there to thwart things, adding comedic quips like "I think it's time you paid your JEWS", before smoking them with double Uzi action. Slapstick action that is cartoony, but with plenty of blood just to let everyone know this is real. Missions would have you infiltrating Gaza cave hideouts to take out terrorist leaders in hillarious shootouts where the terrorists swear and ramble about how they can't kill that "Goddamned Jew".  It would be super sweet and super fun.

But underneath it all would be an improtant political message: Don't f**k with Israel, they have more money, nukes and weapons then you. Just leave them Zionists alone.

Selah.

 


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Comments Comments (10)

 
Posted by Ron
On Monday 14 Jul 2008 12:41 PM
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Touchy subject, hopefully Obama can sort out the drama. Maybe...
 
 
 
Posted by Chris Redfield
On Monday 14 Jul 2008 12:51 PM
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Apparently Israel and Palestine are closer to peace than they have ever been, not saying much though >_>

And I wouldn't count McCain(sp?) out just yet.
 
 
 
Posted by Munkah
On Monday 14 Jul 2008 1:46 PM
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McCain sounds like a pizza brand, McCain's Pizza... hmm.
 
 
 
Posted by djkicks
On Monday 14 Jul 2008 5:07 PM
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Haha, funny stuff. Would be a nice change from the US and UK saving the day
 
 
 
Ruptunex
Posted by Ruptunex
On Friday 8 Aug 2008 3:31 PM
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Sounds like it could be comical
 
 
 
Dannyboy
Posted by Dannyboy
On Wednesday 20 Aug 2008 10:35 AM
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"I think it's time you paid your JEWS". I lol'd.
 
 
 
ChatterboxZombie
Posted by ChatterboxZombie
On Wednesday 3 Sep 2008 4:46 PM
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How do you spell ghihad?
 
 
 
Ruptunex
Posted by Ruptunex
On Monday 8 Sep 2008 2:05 PM
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Not like that lol
 
 
 
tim705
Posted by tim705
On Tuesday 30 Sep 2008 1:25 PM
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It's spelt 'Jihad'. (I think)
 
 
 
cute_maori
Posted by cute_maori
On Thursday 20 Nov 2008 8:38 PM
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good blog. 4 stars.