Many videogames have had a middle eastern war setting. We have had the chance to kill A-rabs as both American or British soldiers. But imagine a future, where you get to play a Zionist Jew, protecting his beloved Israel from the threat of Hamas terrorist A-rabs. With Adam Sandler milking the conflict for comedic affect with his Hairdresser Jew film, this should work perfectly in todays political climate.

But instead of the usual FPS "aim for the head and protect liberty" affair. This game would play something like a cross between Bugs Bunny and Devil May Cry. With the Jew being like Bugs Bunny, but kicking ass like Dante. Everything those dang terrorists do to bombard Israel, our beloved action star is always there to thwart things, adding comedic quips like "I think it's time you paid your JEWS", before smoking them with double Uzi action. Slapstick action that is cartoony, but with plenty of blood just to let everyone know this is real. Missions would have you infiltrating Gaza cave hideouts to take out terrorist leaders in hillarious shootouts where the terrorists swear and ramble about how they can't kill that "Goddamned Jew".  It would be super sweet and super fun.

But underneath it all would be an improtant political message: Don't f**k with Israel, they have more money, nukes and weapons then you. Just leave them Zionists alone.

Selah.