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Munkah, Morg, Master Bates.

Writer of the Year. We all know him. We all love him. (Or should). But how well do we actually know him?

Going beyond all his fabulous articles, and quirky twisted words, perhaps its time we argued the fact that maybe
this purple-haired-anime-girl loving being, may not in fact, be human.

In its natural habitat, on a typical day, the Munkah is an early rising creature.
It doesn't necessarily stay awake all day, but it does get an early start.

Foraging himself some breakfast, the Munkah sits down at his desk and looks at the next game he's reviewing.
Some cause him to scowl with disdain.

"What'll it be today Morg? Bionicle: Heroes, one of too many Naruto games, Superman returns,
or... *snickers* Ghost Rider? ...I choose...anime!"

And with that, the Munkah turns on one of his many archived hentai to unwind, before eventually attempting to play
and write about one of these horrible games.

"Yep, that definitely makes me candidate for Writer of the year. Its pure Gold." he says of his review on Bratz.

Of course, we all know that the Munkah was built to write. Churning out more articles than any other writer on staff,
he does indeed have an impressive track record, well worthy of Writer of the year.

But what does the Munkah do in his free time?

He has been known to contribute to much forum activity. Sometimes constructively, sometimes to point out
that someone else is being an asshat, but never lacking in quality.
Many have spotted him on several occasions participating in an NZG chat. Fascinating stuff.

He could probably be called "The Anime Overlord of the forums" also, as he practically runs the anime section.

Any healthy Morg also munches, and games in his free time.

Eyewitness accounts have reported seeing the Munkah online playing his PS3, AND his 360 at the same time.
While still chatting to NZGamers!

Crickey!
How can this being possibly be called human now!?

Through my observations and extensive research+, I have come to the conclusion that Morg is not human,
Morg is a state of mind, a way of life.
Morg is all.

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Disclaimer: Events in this blog are mostly fictional. Any resemblance to any real persons, living or dead,
was kind of intentional.


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+ Extensive research being extensive BS-ing.