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A Eulogy For A Friend...Farewell XBOX360

Published Monday 6 Jul 2009 4:15pm | 22
Tags: XBOX360, RROD, Gaming, Funny

Countless moons ago, I found myself waiting for my friend. They were coming from overseas, traversing the wide waterways that separate the masses of land we populate so that we could enjoy one another’s company.

They arrived early in the morning, around 8:30am in March of ‘06; of course, being typically male this was quite an effort for me to be up so early. I gathered myself, prepared myself in a fashionable manner, grabbed my wallet and keys and headed down to get them.

I walked into the giant red building and walked towards the counter hoping to catch my friend through the clutter. I got to the counter and funnily enough there was another person who already picked up their mate. His mate though, had also bought some more items than thought and this person had to decide what could come through with their friend. Once decided, they looked at each other with glee and exited.

I’d had my paperwork ready, looked at the helpful assistant and asked if my friend had come through, they looked behind them and saw my friend there behind them. They grabbed them for me, we sorted out the numbers and we were ready to go.

 

My XBOX360 and I had started our adventure.

 

I can’t remember clearly that first day, my mind flooded with the many days we shared. Things do spring ever so clearly, like the first time I saw an engine so very well rendered in Project Gotham Racing 3, it roaring through the gleaming glass protecting it. The first time I started to wander the world of Oblivion, feeling ever so small in the scale of things. That first time looking off a mountain top in third person is breathtaking.

Of course we had so much more to experience in the 3 years we had. Oblivion DLC, Gears Of War, Halo 3, Grand Theft Auto IV, Forza Motorsport 2, the countless downloadable classics, Sonic 2, Street Fighter II Hyper Fighting, Puzzle Quest.

They'd even introduced me to people from other parts of the world, communication barriers seemingly fall beneath them as they’d be telling of the adventures they’d experienced. I’d lost countless hours with my friend.

Even movies took our time. Resting on a couch with a pack of Pods (Snickers of course) and enjoying the stories told to us by moving pictures.

 

My friend even came with me to the big city when I moved, a whole new adventure so to speak. We had a year together. By that time, the plague known as the RROD was steadily moving through his flock. My friend though, my friend I had seen as invincible. Countless others had fallen around them, some even being younger than them, fresh new builds taken by the relentless RROD.

 

It was a funny day when they left. I was in bed with my partner; she was starting to see that my friend had some value, being a media and gaming maestro of sorts. We went to watch a movie with them…and then…it struck. They went unusually quiet, and a noise crawled out, one never heard before, their vision blurred, vanishing from sight, and the final sign of the plague. The RROD crawled upon their skin…and I knew they were gone.

 

I couldn’t fathom the thought of having lost them. I laughed. I laughed that my friend had had all this time with me having beaten out so many others of their kind, having proved their worth, having fought so hard against the RROD considering they were first off the block and were most at risk of it. I laughed…because at the end, even those that are invincible can at times fall. I laughed because I was going to miss my friend.

 

 

This is a eulogy to my friend.

 

 

XBOX360, I will miss you.

 

 

 


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Srassy
On Monday 6 Jul 2009 5:01 PM Posted by Srassy
Haha, I love it! You managed to take an overused topic and made it far more fresh and awesome. Nice job man!
 
 
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Xenojay
On Monday 6 Jul 2009 5:11 PM Posted by Xenojay
Awhhhh, thanks Srassy. Why not go at it from a different point of view right?!
Thanks for the comment :)
 
 
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Kiwi08
On Monday 6 Jul 2009 5:26 PM Posted by Kiwi08
I didn't read the Title fully and thought it was about a person... I think you should edit the title and get rid of the Xbox 360 in it. I wouldn't of enjoyed it as much if I had read the title fully.
Good read.
 
 
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Syn-Ryn
On Monday 6 Jul 2009 6:44 PM Posted by Syn-Ryn
Great blog Xeno.
 
 
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Xenojay
On Monday 6 Jul 2009 8:54 PM Posted by Xenojay
6 July 2009, 05:26 PM Reply to Kiwi08
I didn't read the Title fully and thought it was about a person... I think you should edit the title and get rid of the Xbox 360 in it. I wouldn't of enjoyed it as much if I had read the title fully.
Good read.
Well it can't be too much of a ruse kiwi161, it's more...treating it like it is a person but also attaching the fact that it is a machine, but yes, I also understand what you mean. Thanks for the feeback :D

And thanks for the comment Syn-Ryn :)
 
 
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exis
On Tuesday 7 Jul 2009 12:11 AM Posted by exis
Well written :)

And depressing :(
 
 
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MatEPoon
On Tuesday 7 Jul 2009 10:28 AM Posted by MatEPoon
Nice post.
Now go buy a PS3! :p
 
 
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Rapidity
On Tuesday 7 Jul 2009 2:15 PM Posted by Rapidity
5 Stars for the photo's

Just classic.
 
 
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Jogga
On Tuesday 7 Jul 2009 3:15 PM Posted by Jogga
Haha, fantastic. 5-starred.
 
 
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Xenojay
On Tuesday 7 Jul 2009 3:21 PM Posted by Xenojay
I already have MatEPoon ;)

And thanks Rapidity, it was suprising at how easy it was to copy the GoW logo :D

And thanks Jogga!
 
 
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Gazza22
On Tuesday 7 Jul 2009 6:15 PM Posted by Gazza22
Hahahaha nice approach to what his a heavily overused topic.
 
 
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Ruptunex
On Tuesday 7 Jul 2009 11:07 PM Posted by Ruptunex
"I walked into the giant red building and walked towards the counter hoping to catch my friend through the clutter"

You bought a console from the warehouse?

*Facepalm*
 
 
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Oliver
On Wednesday 8 Jul 2009 1:13 AM Posted by Oliver
6 July 2009, 05:26 PM Reply to Kiwi08
I didn't read the Title fully and thought it was about a person... I think you should edit the title and get rid of the Xbox 360 in it. I wouldn't of enjoyed it as much if I had read the title fully.
Good read.
Agreed. I didn't read it fully either cause I think it was cut off on the main page. Definitely better not knowing what it's about until you get to it.
 
 
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aztecrule
On Wednesday 8 Jul 2009 10:48 AM Posted by aztecrule
the same thing happened to me 2 times actually so now im with my new best friend called the PS3. :D
 
 
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shadowbandit
On Sunday 12 Jul 2009 6:12 PM Posted by shadowbandit
that was fun to read xD
 
 
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Soyerz
On Monday 13 Jul 2009 3:41 PM Posted by Soyerz
I liked it, very well done and clever :)
 
 
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Hellrend3r
On Monday 13 Jul 2009 6:18 PM Posted by Hellrend3r
cant believe i didnt see this earlier.


>:
 
 
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twisterjamz
On Tuesday 14 Jul 2009 9:43 AM Posted by twisterjamz
lol I my uncle should have done this with his maybe he can do mit with his ps3 since it is almost fully broken from the YLOD
 
 
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Xenojay
On Tuesday 14 Jul 2009 10:06 AM Posted by Xenojay
14 July 2009, 09:43 AM Reply to twisterjamz
lol I my uncle should have done this with his maybe he can do mit with his ps3 since it is almost fully broken from the YLOD
I reckon a silver pen on a PS3 with Kratos staring down on it would be awesome! :D
 
 
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bahamut_zero
On Tuesday 14 Jul 2009 1:10 PM Posted by bahamut_zero
awesome blog. really enjoyed reading it..5 stars.. I'm hoping i will never have to write one for my PS3
 
 
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Nefarious
On Friday 24 Jul 2009 9:12 PM Posted by Nefarious
14 July 2009, 01:10 PM Reply to bahamut_zero
awesome blog. really enjoyed reading it..5 stars.. I'm hoping i will never have to write one for my PS3
have to agree, definantly a great read, and definantly don't want my ps3 to die :(
 
 
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Te-Tiko
On Wednesday 23 Sep 2009 4:28 PM Posted by Te-Tiko
ha awesome blog
 
 
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