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People think that ideas for blogs just pop out like a baby form a young lady from the Hutt, but that is certainly not the case for myself. Trying to come up with a point or an argument for a blog and trying to be original at the same time in practically the sequel to Mission Impossible 3.

A few ideas came across. The main one being my first impressions of the X-Box 360, but that's about as original as breathing. It was at the point that I heard someone talking about Forrest, Forest Gump.

'Life is like a box of chocolates, ya never know whatcha gonna get.' This ever so famous quote got me into thinking what similes I'd be able to come up with, but with gaming as the topic instead of life. Mainly because this site is called NZGamer and not NZLife.

And this is how I went.

Gaming is like a civil union. - Not for everyone.

Gaming forums are like a Woman's goss magazine. - Full of bullsh*t.

Gaming is like an escalator. - It has its ups and downs but only makes your weight go up.

Games are like a modern painting. - Supposedly artistic.

Gaming is like a brothel. - If you have the money, you can play.

Games are becoming less like Tiger Woods. - No cheats.

Consoles are like a Toyota automobile. - Fun while they work.

Gaming is like foreplay. - You push all the right buttons and then the real fun begins.

Gaming is like public transport. - Full of people who smell funky and complain at every chance.

A PSP is like your penis. - Handy to have if you're a bit bored.

Gaming is like coffee. - Makes you get up in the morning and keep's you up at night.

Gaming is like your hand. - Gives you pleasure and doesn't talk back.

Gaming is like business. - Oh no wait. My mistake. It is a business. Been reading up on Activision and Bobby Kotick's antics lately.

Gaming is like Bebo. - Full of pre-teen homophobe, egotistic, gangster racists.

A control pad is like your virginity. - Only appreciated once it's gone.

Gaming is like KFC. - Overpriced and makes you fat.

Games are like sex. - Sometimes long and frustrating, but other times short and unsatisfying.

And for this blog to have a point, I'll leave you with this.

Gaming is like life. - The more you put in, the more you get out.