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Ok, I don't know why, and I don't know how, but I am FREAKING OUT!

Government Paranoia has taken over and theres nothing I can do. So, so, so yeah. I am typing a mile a minute right now by the way. Y'know, like, when you have those days where you question your preception of reality and the sanity of all those around you? Yeah? No? Its like that!

So I go on my Forums, just y'know, gonna say hi to my cyber buddies when one of them comes up to me and starts talking about Obama winning. Im like "cool, thats topical, i can relate to that" and then i thought to myself "I wonder what my Crazy conspiracy theorist friends have made up about this so far?" I ask one of them, he says that Obama has a 69% chance of being assasinated during his 4 year run as President. Im like "No way! How do you calculate this crap!?"

And what did he say? "SHIFT HAPPENS". Thats this awesome famous powerpoint thingy by the way, its on YouTube, you should go watch it some time.

So yeah, now it seems like the Internets, and those that use it know TOO MUCH! I can find myself, my gamer self, and my forums self online and information concerning them all by doing a simple, non-specific google search. Including info that I myself have not personally wrote, and that has been assembled by random sources.

Conclusion?:

Another thing, Im like writing Ass-loads of practice essays at the moment for practice for my exams. I wrote one essay in the mock, got an achieved, did a very similar one for my practice for the real one, and got a fail. Why? How? I don't know? Maybe the marker liked me? I hope not. Thats kind of creepy. I asked my teacher what I should do and she said "Pretend it was like blogging". Evidence! Evidence that my cyber life is being dragged over into RL! Heres some more eveidence:

Fair enough, after all this is a gaming website, so lets all slap Ol' Chatter in the face and tell him to stop bein g a cyber troll. Gaming has been getting out there too, friggin "Dead Space" shared a little something with me that i'd prefer not to mention, simply because its so coincidental that it scares me!

Theoretical probability has never been so scary.

JAPANESE SPIDER CRABS!

I HATE THEM! YES THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BLOG BUT THIS BLOG HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING SO ITS OK!

Sweet mother of Mario! That things bigger than my dog!

Also, the following flavours of icecream do not exist!

- Orange mint banana chip

- Capibara surprise

- Wasabi

- Choco raspberry orgasim. (I dont care, its still my favourite!)

Heres a little test for you.

I want you to make up 3 names for yourself, just now, do it.

3 names that you have never called yourself before.

Now I want you to get up, go to your fridge, drink a glass of milk, come back and think about "Love gives you endorphins. So if I love endorphins then i'll have an unlimited supply! Hah! Im so smart! Ive cracked the system!" Now, try and remember those 3 names. If you can then you have been successfully integrated into the community known as "Tweewee". Have fun with that.

So yeah, im done.

Im gonna go get me some Choco raspberry orgasim icecream now.

Have a nice day and keep it swanky.

ChatterboxZombie.