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Ok, so you all saw that contest right? The one where you could win 3 MONTHS SUPPLY OF DEMON!? Yeah, my mind has been blazing non-stop about how A: Theoretical probability suggests that my chance of winning is as low as that of finding a shiny ditto on Pokemon. And B: What I'd do if I won it! And seeing as how im a Narcisistic cyber-jerk/impatient Anime-whore who has the structual writing skills of a Seal with a PDA, Im just going to list 5 things that I would do if I won that demon. WOOT! DEMON!!!

5: Run a Marathon.

Yes, I'd do it, I swear, I would run at least 25km, non-stop. I would friggin run until my black-hole of a gamer heart as-ploded into a bloody pulp similar to that of EL episode 1.........So yeah, I'd run. Id run straight to my mates house who has GH3, and then Id do...........

4: This.

Okay, I actually suck at GH and would never actually be able to even begin to play that song. But By gawd I'd try until my fingers were worn down to pathetic little bloody stubs.

3: Wrestle a Ram/Goat/Anything avalible thats big smelly and has horns.

I Don't know why, but theres something about wrestling stuff with horns that seems so epic and crazy that I would totally wanna do it. Id grab the thing by the horns and toss it to the ground. Then Id run Away from the farmer who owned the thing before I was pitch-forked in the back of the head.

2: TECHNO-DISCO-DANCE-PARTY!

Yep, Id do it. Id bring DDR to RL for one special night. Id break out my life savings, buy the biggest base-iest amps I could find aswell as 30 odd strove-lights and throw the biggest, wildest Dance party this side of Brazil! And I wouldn't invite you, or you, ugh, especially not you! And not you either! Because Im evil............You can come, Fox........And Munkah......DJ.........Donutta...........Ruptunex......Rok.......Wozza

.......Aw hell! You can all come! But it's BYOD! (Bring Your Own Demon) I ain't sharing! And if anyone brought Relentless to the party then they would be shot for treason!

1: Crash.

Yep. I'd crash. I'd tell you all to get lost or I'll call the cops. Its a little known fact that although Demon gives, it takes back. With just as much Kick.  I would crawl into my bed, and emerge 1 week later in a world of bizzare colours and empty energy-drink cans............and you know, diabetes.

So yeah, odds are by the time this gets published the results will already be out and I wouldn't have won the demon. QQ.

But now you know what Ol' Chatter would do if he won 3 months supply of his favourite drink...

And now, a rhetorical question!

"Would would you do If you won that demon?"

ChatterboxZombie does not hold any responsibility for any of the statements/points made in this blog. In the unlikely event that ChatterboxZombie wins he will probably not get around to actually doing any of that stuff. Some exceptions are made, results may vary.

Have a gamer-riffic day!